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I am afraid of my taxes. I did something wonky and crazy and might get a big refund for no good reason.
I don’t like my hands getting wet but I do like swimming in the ocean.
I have a dog. I play soccer. I drink a lot of beer. I am an incurable nerd. I climb trees.
… and you are an excellent writer!
I have had fun reading about 3 pages worth, so far. I can see why people who google ” steel boner” or “vaginal discourses” or other even odder combinations would get directed to your blog, however.